jason@jason$ apt-cache show wife
Package: wife
Priority: recommended
Section: family
Installed-Size: $100,000
Maintainer: You <you@you.org>
Architecture: Human
Version: 1.0.0
Replaces: girlfriend
Provides: sex-occasional, bills
Depends: honeydo, money (>5.0)
Suggests: children, house, suburbia
Conflicts: sex-spontaneous, freetime, friends, promiscuity
Filename: pool/main/w/wife/wife_1.0.0-1_human.deb
Size: 90lbs
MD5sum: 955d61b2d5cfc1a3ba9340d37ee64bfc
Description: Wife companion