There once was a man in Kansas
who liked to do taekwondo dances
He worked on a project called GNUe
To create a database access UI

One day along came the master
Whose Delpi affair was a disaster
When he came across this GNUe
He decided to team up with jamest

They created this grandious scheme
To do a multi-platform theme.
The code would run on many OSes
Even if the coders get neurosis.

They made their project free software
To avoid a proprietary nightmare
When along came jcater with his Oracle
Who made the whole thing horrible

If you join in the openprojects IRC
You're bound to see a young chillywilly
A bunch of andrews from New Zealand
Help code on the GEAS backend.

As the package needs were promulgated, 
The project grew to be so complicated.
The coders' desks are stocked with Aspirin
for the regular python butt-whippin'

            -- Jason Cater ("jcater")